The Castaway

A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years. One day a gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear arrives at the island. The diver comes up to the chap and says, "How long has it been since you had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" the castaway answers.

The blonde reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of the wetsuit and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes.

The islander takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! that's good!"

Then the diver asks, "How long has it been since you had a whiskey?"

The man replies, "Ten years!"

The blonde reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a bottle of Irish whisky and gives it to him.

The man takes a long swallow and says, "Wow, that is fantastic!"

Then the hot blonde starts unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of the wet suit and says to the man, "And how long has it been since you had real fun?"

And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"