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Saturday, April 30, 2016

Poopular Restaurant in Taiwan

Has anyone eaten here?

The 'Modern Toilet' eatery:

Modern Toilet is a Taipei restaurant. It accommodates 100 seats with each made from toilet bowls.

The specialties at the restaurant accompany sink faucets and gender-coded 'WC' signs that appear on the three-story structure. The food is served in mini plastic toilet bowls. The toilet rolls that serve for wiping hand and mouth are hung above the tables, which may resemble glass-topped jumbo bathtubs.
Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei

THIS IS INDIA.

India - IT'S WHERE YOU CALL WHEN YOU HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER

India - IT'S WHERE YOU CALL WHEN YOU HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER

IT'S WHERE YOU CALL WHEN YOU HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER.

India - IT'S WHERE YOU CALL WHEN YOU HAVE A TECHNICAL PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER

Funniest Bathroom Ever!

Funniest Bathroom Ever!

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20 Rarely Known Facts About The Big Bang Theory

by Sara Peters, Knowable.com
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Friday, April 29, 2016

A Funny Story...

I Love You


An elderly man feared his wife was getting deaf, so he called her doctor. The doctor suggested a simple test the man could do to give some idea of the scale of the problem: 'Start out about 40ft away from her, then say something and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30ft, then 20ft and son until you get a response.'

That evening the wife is cooking dinner and he's in the living room. He thinks to himself: 'I'm about 40ft away, lets see what happens.' In a normal voice he asks: 'Honey, what's for supper?' No response.

So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30ft away from his wife and repeats: 'Honey, what's for supper?' Still no response.

Next he moves to within 20ft of her and repeats: 'Honey what's for supper?' Again, no response.

So he walks to within 10ft. 'Honey, what's for supper?' Still nothing.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Honey, what's for supper?'

'Damn it, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!'

(Thought this might sound familiar to some of you!)

Skyline Scaffolding

Skyline Scaffolding

Hand-Eye Coordination Test

Click here - Hand-Eye Co-ordination Test

This one will drive you nuts!!

The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.

If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal.

It’s been said that it's for fighter pilots preliminary training. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes.

Give it a try!!

The Charles Schultz Philosophy

Just so's ya know, this was NOT written by Charles Schultz - snopes.com, but I like the sentiment anyway...
The Charles Schultz Philosophy

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions.

Just read the post straight through, and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

The Charles Schultz Philosophy

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

The Charles Schultz Philosophy

Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

Easier?

The Charles Schultz Philosophy

The lesson:


The Charles Schultz Philosophy

The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

K-TEL FOUNDER PHIL KIVES DEAD AT 87

K-TEL FOUNDER PHIL KIVES DEAD AT 87
by Michael Kramer from ZoomerRadio.ca

Phil Kives, the father of the television infomercial, has died – after being hospitalized with an undisclosed illness.

Kives was 87 and was the founder of the marketing company K-tel International – and a mega-watt energy pitchman for products such as the Veg-o-matic vegetable slicer.

He died in hospital in Winnipeg yesterday.

Kives was born into poverty on a farm near Estevan, Saskatchewan.

He moved to Winnipeg as a young man – where he demonstrated products in a department store – before realizing he could reach more people on television.

He’s credited with developing the first infomercial in 1962: a five-minute feature on a non-stick frying pan.

Many more products followed, including a long list of compilation vinyl records featuring “original songs by original artists.”

His daughter, Samantha Kives, says her father remained active until very recently – and went into the office every day.


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Weirdest Halloween makup Ever!

The Wizard hopes it's makeup and for Halloween!
Halloween Makeup

Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know ???

from Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know ???
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A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".

During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
(That explains a few mysteries....)

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

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The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for  utomobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

strangeThe State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.


~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~


At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

TRIVIA! Six of one or half a dozen of another...

Keep Calm and Play Trivia

Q: How did the cappuccino get its name?









A: The drink's name, which means “little cap” in Italian, was inspired by 16th-century Capuchin monks, who wore distinctive brown hoods that were the same color as a cappuccino.
cappucino


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Q: In the Jewish religion, how many commandments are set forth in the Torah?









A: 613 commandments. 248 are things that you should do; 365 are things you should not do.
Tora


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Q: The last metal children's lunchbox was manufactured in 1985. It featured a picture of what popular character from a movie?









A: Sylvester Stallone's Rambo. Plastic lunchboxes gradually replaced metal ones after the latter were banned because children were using them as weapons.
Rambo Steel Lunch box


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Q: Which late-night TV host says he suffers from narcolepsy?










A: Jimmy Kimmel.
Jimmy Kimmel


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Q: What are the names of the six actors who've played 007 in the James Bond films?









A: Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig.
Bonds, James Bonds
Bonds.... James Bonds...


Q: Woody Allen has said he was so unhappy with how one of his films turned out that he begged the studio to kill it. They released it anyway, and it went on to become one of his most popular films. What movie was it?




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A: Manhattan. Allen was so disappointed with the end result that he even told United Artists that he would make another film for them for free if they'd keep Manhattan under wraps.
Manhattan





Have Bucket List, Will Travel

TSUKIJI FISH MARKET, TOKYO, JAPAN
TRAVELER IN THE KNOW
TSUKIJI FISH MARKET, TOKYO, JAPAN


Tsukiji Market is the largest wholesale fish and seafood market in the world, supplying 90 percent of the fish eaten each day in Tokyo (more than 2,000 tons). This year, the fish market is scheduled to reopen at a new and larger home in Toyosu, just to the east of the current site.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Impossible Illusions

In two days tomorrow will be yesterday

Today is no special day and I have no particular reason for posting this... I have no news to tell you.... nor any problems to discuss with you.... or gossip to tell you... It's only one of those happy moments...
when I thought of life... and I would like to share these thoughts with you...

MANY SMILES BEGIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER SMILE... Keepscrolling, and if you don't smile, then I believe you must be dead!!!

Baby

Always have good self esteem...

Baby

Take care of your friends, especially those dearest to you...

baby


Take care of your body...

baby

But most of all find time to relax...

baby

Big Hug   Hug   from The Wizard of 'OZ'...

Froggy

To The World You Might Be One Person; But To One Person You Might Be the World.

Squirrels vs. Church

'Church' Squirrel

There were five country churches in a small Texas town:

The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church , the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will..

In The Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptised the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday and Easter.


Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called a Bris and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

Take it off! Take it ALL off, TIM!!!!

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

This is really neat...try it !

When you click on the link, a series of about 15 pictures will come up. Click on a photo in that category that appeals to you. Be sure to read the title of the category before choosing.

Again 15 pictures will come up, click the one for you and move on. Just continue to keep picking.

At the end it will give you a profile of yourself.... It's called a visual DNA....

Your choices dictate your profile.

Who am I Quiz
Click above