***Disclaimer***

*****Disclaimer: The Wizard of 'OZ' makes no money at all from 'OZ' - The 'Other' Side of the Rainbow. 'OZ' is 100 % ad-free*****

Monday, April 27, 2015

Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
The Louvre
After careful planning,
he got past security,
stole the paintings,

and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

'I had no Monet.'
Monet

'To buy Degas.'
Degas

'To make the Van Gogh.'
Van Gogh

See if you have De Gaulle to send this post on to someone else....
De Gaulle

I posted it because I figured I had nothing Toulouse!

Toulouse

No comments: