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Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Man from Nantucket


The Original Limerick:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

This morphed over the years to the obscene version below:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c*nt, I would f*ck it."

I am the man from Nantucket...

So there you have it!

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