Dr Says I Have to Quit!
Today I was getting an examination and the doctor said that I'm going to have to quit masturbating :(
I asked why and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
PUNCTUATION. ......... ..
An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful
*Thanks, Gary
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