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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

21 Personal Favorite Foods That You'll Never See On Any Restaurant Menu


21 Personal Favorite Foods That You'll Never See On Any Restaurant Menu

(All highly recommended... and with only minimal health risks.)


Prairie Dog Rapture1. Sautéed Guadalupe Fur Seal grilled to perfection in a Musk-Ox Oil

2. Boneless Marinated Numbfish simmered in an Endospore Swill

3. Stir-Fried Screech Owl

4. Steamed Mud Eel Wedges wrapped in Untanned Rawhide

5. Caramelized Neck of Whooping Crane

6. Barbecued Pygmy Hippo Riblets

7. Breaded Filet-o-Bottle-Nosed Dolphin seasoned in a Salt Marsh Brine Broth

8. Batter-Dipped Segmented Earthworms

9. Char-Grilled Pandaburger with a side order of Cartilage Chips and Pond Scum Slaw

10. Crispy Bollweevil Skins served with a liquefied Elm Bark Beetle Dipping Sauce

11. Smoked Tenderloin Mule Shank in a tangy Cactus Gravy

12. Boiled Camel Hump... a la mode

13. Stewed Dorsal Fin garnished with Shedded Scales

14. Minced Otter Pelt over a bed of mashed, fleshy Tuberous Root

15. Glazed Walrus Blubber Loaf

16. Kentucky Fried Pigeon

17. Creamed Gastropod Surprise

18. Poached Bald Eaglet Yoke-Sac sprinkled with Ragwort and topped with a zesty Duckweed Dressing

19. Extra-Chewy Tadpole Taffy

20. Prairie Dog-kabob

21. Fermented Chum Shake


*Laughing Gas

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